24 Weird American Things That Are Normal Here But That I, A Brit, Find Super Bizarre

24 Weird American Things That Are Normal Here But That I, A Brit, Find Super Bizarre

Please stop microwaving your tea.

Hello! I’m Natasha, and almost two years ago I moved from England to New York City, because it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of.

However, no matter how long I stay in this weird and wonderful city, there are still lots of small things about living in the USA that I find utterly bizarre. To name a few:

1.

The bread is super sweet.


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I’m targeting bread here, but TBH most food tastes like it’s had a packet of sugar poured on it.

2.

Scones are triangular here.


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Why? Just why?

3.

The pharmaceutical adverts are really odd.


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Firstly, because they exist. Secondly, because they’re straight-up just like, “Well, you might die — but buy our product anyway!”

4.

Also, there are so many adverts for weight loss.


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I’m no expert, but I don’t get the impression many of them work.

5.

You can’t buy most alcohol at grocery stores in some places.


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I’m just saying that in the UK, you can buy a bottle of vodka with your milk and cereal.

6.

The word “lube” is used too freely.


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If it’s not in the context of sexy time, it’s weird.

7.

Sales tax is annoyingly not included in the regular price.


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What am I, a mathematician?

8.

The prolific use of ranch sauce is grim.


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If I wanted my food to taste like feet, I would make it myself.

9.

People are paid to greet you as you walk into a store.


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I’m going to Walmart, not being welcomed into your home.

10.

The existence of microwaveable pizza should be a crime.


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A story of shattered hope.

11.

People are so loud all the time.


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People speak to the person next to them as if they’re projecting onstage in a Broadway play.

12.

Peanut butter and jelly is a common snack, even though it’s a truly strange combination.


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Is jelly the same as jam?

13.

People say “How are you?” as a greeting and it’s super confusing.


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Do you want me to answer the question or not?

14.

Fahrenheit is just a bananas unit of measurement.


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You could tell me it was 1278390 degrees Fahrenheit outside and I still wouldn’t have a clue what you meant.

15.

People put cream in their coffee.


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I don’t know what coffee creamer is, nor do I want to try.

16.

Americans have different album covers than other places in the world.


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It’s just an album cover, not artwork for my child’s bedroom wall.

17.

People’s high school lunches sound inedible.


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Never have I ever had a hamburger with milk at 11 a.m.

18.

There are huge gaps in bathroom stalls.


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I don’t want to make eye contact with someone while I’m on the toilet.

19.

Americans are so sensitive about swearing.


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If I call you an uncouth fuckwit, I mean it as a compliment.

20.

You can’t (legally) drink in public in lots of places.


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Gone are my days of chugging a road beer before the club.

21.

People talk about other countries as if you’re from another planet.


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I’m from England, not Mars.

22.

Books are super expesnive.


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I’m trying to read, not make a down payment on a house.

23.

People will microwave a mug to heat up water, rather than using a kettle.


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I can’t explain why this bothers me so much, but it does.

24.

Finally, it’s the norm to share a bedroom in college — even though it sounds like a serious invasion of privacy.


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I do not wish to be present for another teenager’s sexual awakening.

All in all, I still wouldn’t live anywhere else. Have you noticed any weird American things? LMK in the comments!

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