Including a liquid luck bath bomb, Schitts Creek coloring book, and a tattoo embroidery kit.
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A chic embroidery kit, because this’ll be a great way to show off your love of tattoos without involving needles — or at least the kind you’re afraid of.
A magnetic bookmark so you don’t lose your place after falling down the ~rabbit hole~ that is your favorite book.
A rainbow pen organizer that’ll chase away rainy mornings and brighten your desk. They’re still working on finding the pot of gold that was supposed to come with this. It was last seen with a little green man.
A bit of liquid luck for you to ~soak~ in while taking a bubble bath. Only great things will come for the rest of your day. Just don’t drink it…it’s bath water, after all.
A ceramic dog planter to learn man’s best friend actually has an impressive green thumb. He doesn’t even need to be walked — but he does require water. And maybe a belly rub.
A Li’l Sebastian T-shirt, because it’s important to remember our heroes. He may be gone, but never forgotten. Sebastian, you’re 5,000 candles in the wind.
A marbled, concrete dish so you can make sure no one takes a bite of your food when you walk away. Your plate here will watch over your fries.
A Baby Yoda enamel pin that’ll have a knack for escaping where you put it, but will always find a way to come back to you.
A DIY wooden music box for assembling from scratch as a seriously rewarding craft project. You’ll feel like a ~musical genius~ once it’s completed: its laser-cut wooden parts actually move with the music, making this quite the memorable decor.
A sloth design needlepoint pillow kit to pick up a soothing hobby that may be ~slow~ to finish, but will make your couch 100 times cuter. You may have to keep your living room pretty toasty, they need warm climates.
An organic, custom-made tinted CC cream, because this’ll *truly* match your skin tone — it’s formulated just for you. All you have to do is send a selfie with your order, and they’ll customize your ingredients. Plus! You can specify whether you prefer coconut, avocado, or aloe vera oil so it best suits *your* skin.
A custom dog portrait so you can decorate your home with the most gorgeous art available — you pup’s precious face. Renaissance dogs have nothing on your pooch.
A sunflower charm necklace that’ll make a memorable, heartwarming gift for anyone who’d love to have you ~close to their heart~. I do believe it’ll only take about 10 seconds for this to *grow* on them.
A Schrute Farms travel poster for anyone who’s had the pleasure of staying at this quaint bed and breakfast. I read on Trip Advisor that there are beet wine-making classes and fun manure fights, which is a win in my book.
A set of 3D printed butterfly clips to ~transform~ your regular hairdos into something totally unique. All without confusing YouTube tutorials.
A deck of creative playing cards, because this’ll make game nights feel a little fancier. Your dog will surely understand why it’s the Joker.
A knit beanie so you have the perfect accessory when getting schwifty. If people judge, kindly remind them this is what saved the planet.
A Fruit Loops-scented candle that’ll fill your home with the lovely smell of everyone’s favorite cereal. And now our moms can’t tell us it’s too much sugar. Muahaha.
A watercolor ceramic cup for making even tap water feel more elegant now that your kitchenware is a little more chic. Or you can use it to hold pens, cute little succulents, you name it.
A car vent dip clip to eat your nuggies with satisfying ease — gone are the days of digging around next to you and making a mess.
A crewneck sweatshirt, because the world always had a feeling this was the truth about us but now we can show them proof.
A set of temporary tattoos so we can experiment with dainty ink art without making any ~permanent~ commitments. For now.
A welcome mat that’ll warn people not to be surprised if you answer the door without pants. It was never a promise we’d put pants ON, just a way to…let them know.
A holographic Millennium Falcon sticker for putting this on your laptop to encourage yourself to make work your First Order and get things done in at least 12 parsecs.
A personalized cocktail recipe jar to show off as you make your famous margaritas. Don’t worry, even people know the recipe now, you’ll always have the magic touch.
A concrete skull bookend, because you need someone to watch over your favorite reads — your siblings keep “borrowing” them. Not on this guy’s watch. Not anymore.
A Very Schitty Coloring Book, a cute fan art coloring book, so you can comfort yourself over how they are NEVER coming back by filling in Moira’s famous wine commercial. Don’t mind her if she has a *lot* of notes for you.
A hand-painted rabbit mug that’ll make sure you before coffee was just somebunny you used to know. We don’t need to dwell on everything you said pre-caffeine.
A set of moon phase nail tattoos for making sure your fantastic taste in beauty trends in never ~eclipsed~.
A custom skyline ring to show off your wanderlust or even your hometown pride in the most stylish way possible. It also makes an amazing, unique gift!
A gourmet popcorn seasoning kit, because this’ll make movie night feel (and taste) extremely sophisticated even if you’re watching Deadpool for the 100th time. Still classy.
A set of wool dryer balls so you can make pesky chores a heck of a lot more entertaining — while still actually getting them done. Not only will these make your clothes irresistibly fluffy, but they won’t be afraid to guilt-trip you if you neglect them by avoiding laundry day.
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