14 Funny, But Wholesome Coronavirus Tweets To Help Parents Stay Sane Right Now

Hi! We hope you’re staying safe (and sane) during these coronavirus times — and taking all precautions seriously. For real, it’s important! However, we all need a laugh every now and then. So, here’s some lighthearted content that’ll hopefully give you a chuckle!

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When you realize how many kids have just now learned how to properly wash their hands:

I'm less concerned about coronavirus and more concerned that this hand washing thing seems pretty new to so many of you.

I’m less concerned about coronavirus and more concerned that this hand washing thing seems pretty new to so many of you.

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When no one understands that nothing that comes out of your kid’s mouth is true:

Friend texts and asks ‘how’s your coronavirus experience going’? Recounts how his 4 year old went to school and told the class ‘my mommy has coronavirus’ which wasn’t true. Principal called. School is now shut. Kids, dude. 😂

Friend texts and asks ‘how’s your coronavirus experience going’? Recounts how his 4 year old went to school and told the class ‘my mommy has coronavirus’ which wasn’t true. Principal called. School is now shut. Kids, dude. 😂

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When you think your kids understand the importance of being sanitary:

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When not being able to go anywhere is nothing new:

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When you can’t help but make the dad jokes:

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

“I’ll have a Corona… hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

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When you start to interpret texting acronyms differently:

ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you'll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds

ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you’ll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds

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When you don’t have a social life, so you don’t really know how anyone else is reacting to the news:

Me: Are people in Tennessee worried about coronavirus?
My dad: I don't really talk to people anymore

Me: Are people in Tennessee worried about coronavirus?
My dad: I don’t really talk to people anymore

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When you realize Christmas will be really easy this year:

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When you start to see just how much times have changed:

HOW GEN-Z IS HANDLING THE COVID-19 CRISIS AS DEMONSTRATED BY MY 10yo

Her: mom can [friend] come over on Saturday? his brother's supposed to babysit but he's playing D&D instead. I know there's coronavirus but he said he'd take his temperature and send u a snap of the thermometer

HOW GEN-Z IS HANDLING THE COVID-19 CRISIS AS DEMONSTRATED BY MY 10yo

Her: mom can [friend] come over on Saturday? his brother’s supposed to babysit but he’s playing D&D instead. I know there’s coronavirus but he said he’d take his temperature and send u a snap of the thermometer

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When your kid’s messy bedroom is far more frightening than any illness:

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When you hope the toilet paper crisis won’t lead to a shortage of diapers or potty training underwear:

Me: Just FYI we need to buy Pull-Ups

Wife: If we can. They might be sold out of that too. This coronavirus panic is ridiculous. 

Me: Yes. Let's just hope that size 4 pull-ups aren't most people's plan B when they see Costco is sold out of toilet paper.

#CoronaVirusSeattle

Me: Just FYI we need to buy Pull-Ups

Wife: If we can. They might be sold out of that too. This coronavirus panic is ridiculous.

Me: Yes. Let’s just hope that size 4 pull-ups aren’t most people’s plan B when they see Costco is sold out of toilet paper.

#CoronaVirusSeattle

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And when you start to reminisce about toilet paper then vs. now:

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When you try to keep your toddler clean at every moment, but stopping them from doing unsanitary things 24/7 is impossible:

My toddler stuck her whole hand inside her mouth while eating a snack at the grocery store, and I heard an older lady gasp. Fuck I love making lasting impressions. #coronavirus

My toddler stuck her whole hand inside her mouth while eating a snack at the grocery store, and I heard an older lady gasp. Fuck I love making lasting impressions. #coronavirus

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And when talking to your kids about the importance of staying clean makes you even more worried:

“Dad, are you the right kind of -ologist to cure the #coronavirus?”

“No, son”

“So I still have to wash my hands?”

“Yes. And don’t pick your nose either.”

 “Do you think someone else can cure it then?”

“Dad, are you the right kind of -ologist to cure the #coronavirus?”

“No, son”

“So I still have to wash my hands?”

“Yes. And don’t pick your nose either.”

“Do you think someone else can cure it then?”

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