17 New Years Resolution Tweets That Helped Me Through My New Years Hangover

17 New Years Resolution Tweets That Helped Me Through My New Years Hangover

“my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol”

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SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
• predictable & boring
• nobody wants to hear about it

SAYING YOU

SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION
• predictable & boring
• nobody wants to hear about it

SAYING YOU “THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING”
• what the hell does that mean?
• are you some kind of ocean wizard?
• you seem mysterious & powerful

4.

i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever

i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever

6.

my only two new years resolutions are to: 
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin

my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin

7.

new year’s resolutions:

-get a sword
-stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now)
-stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword)
-fight people with my sword

new year’s resolutions:

-get a sword
-stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now)
-stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword)
-fight people with my sword

8.

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

10.

Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.

Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.

11.

my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol

my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol

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I always like to look at Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942. 

Pretty similar to what mine are each year.

I always like to look at Woody Guthrie’s New Year’s Resolutions from 1942.

Pretty similar to what mine are each year.

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