23 Products That Just May Be Darker Than You Are

23 Products That Just May Be Darker Than You Are

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1.

A book of comics so you can explore your most gruesome and bizarre fears, and creep out all your friends.


Amazon

Promising review: “The book itself looks as creepy on the outside as it is within, and looks great on any bookshelf. It’s a great read and well worth the price. Also it was nice to see that some of my more mundane fears are not mine alone.” —Bree B

Get it from Amazon for $12.62, or find a copy at your local library.

2.

A splurge-worthy Witches Moon subscription box filled with spells, herbs, crystals, and everything you need to have a *witchin’* good time.


Cratejoy

What you get: handmade candles, spells from the Book of Shadows, smudge, herbs, ritual tools, sacred salts, and much more!

Promising review: “While I knew I would love a lot of the items included after looking at past boxes, I was initially suspicious of the price for this. But I just opened my fifth box and EVERY MONTH I am so excited about when this shipment comes. I am constantly posting on IG about the items, sharing with my friends, etc. The value is phenomenal if you are used to shopping in metaphysical stores (usually not cheap), the themes are creative, the items are thoughtful. CANNOT RECOMMEND ENOUGH — if you’re on the edge, just do it. It will get you started if you’re new to witchcraft, or it will enhance your current practice if you’re a seasoned witch.” —Niki

Get it from Cratejoy for $45/month.

3.

A matte black lip reviewers swear by — it’s not greasy, and of course it shall go perfectly with your all-black wardrobe.


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Promising review: “I absolutely love this lipstick. It’s not greasy like most black lipsticks out there and has a smooth, matte finish. It’s is also highly pigmented so a little goes a long way.” —Emily Rose

Get it from Amazon for $17.65.

4.

An “ok boomer” baby Yoda mug for anyone who needs an ally and a reminder that Boomer nonsense is not worth your valuable time and energy.


Etsy

To sip tea from this mug when you’re fed up with life is true power.

Get it from The Cool Inventory on Etsy for $27.

5.

A pair of space curtains that might send you into your next existential crisis with just one look. Some people are comforted by how small we are in the universe and others are terrified — to each their own!


Amazon

Promising review: “Great artwork and easy to install. Not a blackout curtain by any means, I am waiting on liners to help block the sunlight more. Other than that they are great and worth the price.” —pa 1911 fan

Get them from Amazon for $66.95 (five sizes).

6.

And a jar of black butter slime to have something to squeeze and squish as you sip black coffee and try not to slip too far into existential dread.

7.

A T-shirt that’ll answer any and all questions strangers may want to throw your way when you’re not in the mood. Bye!


Wildfang

Get it from Wildfang for $15.97 (sizes XS–2X).

10.

A “Hell Tomorrow” black corduroy jacket with features you’ll fawn over — like a leopard print collar, red inside lining, and embroidered Lucy artwork to let everyone know the darkness and power is within you.


Valfre

Get it from Valfre for $98 (sizes XS-XXL).

11.

A wicked cool Harry Potter patronus light that’ll remind you to think of your happiest memories in the face of soul-crushing fear and darkness. Or at the very least, serve as a unique night light.


ThinkGeek

Get it from ThinkGeek for $10.

12.

A Beetlejuice pin ready to satisfy your need for ’90s grunge nostalgia.


Etsy

13.

A 3D skull pan for anyone who wants to bake the sickest cake of all time.


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Promising review: “Bought it for my son’s 11th birthday. I used white cake mix and filled just the skeleton, put a drop of red food coloring in the eyes, and then filled the rest of it with green cake mix. When it was ready, it looked like a skeleton with glowing red eyes rising out of a swamp. The kids didn’t even want me to frost it. Best cake pan ever. Make sure to spray it with non-stick very well.” —Mary Popio

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

15.

A dark tarot guide because we all know the dark cards are the best, and now you can fully understand what they mean!

16.

An adorable evil planner for anyone who needs a little help staying on top of all their evil plans for the new decade.


Amanda Adam

Get it from Valfré for $28.


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Promising review: “I’m a huge fan of Dr. Martens. I have a lot of them and wear them all the time. This is a very cute boot; I bought it for the gorgeous rose embroidery and because I was looking for a taller boot. I wear women’s US size 11, medium width, and Docs fit true to size for me. My feet are slightly narrow with a high arch. Seems like the newer Docs these days have better insoles and arch support.” —NW Dryad

Get them from Amazon for $156.49+ (sizes 5–11).

18.

A dad humor-inspired T-shirt Star Wars fans and dads of the dark side shall adore.


Amazon

Promising review: “Love it. Picture is really good quality, and big! Now I’m looking for other shirts made by them.” —Eric

Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (two colors, sizes S–3XL).

19.

A charming mug featuring dead dinos to ensure your next cup of tea comes with a reminder of inevitable extinction.


Amazon

Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

20.

A black choker that’ll scream “yes I am cute, but breathe near me the wrong way and I will haunt your nightmares. 😊” Enjoy!

21.

A banner to hang up for your next break-up party, house show, apocalypse party, and other joyful events.


Etsy

Get it from Dark Ideals on Etsy for $5 (choose from 15 phrases and 13 colors)

22.

A set of sassy luggage tags to protect all your dark stuff from an even darker world.


Wildfang

Get them from Wildfang for $6.

23.

And a skeleton dress you just may have to buy in every color, so that you have the perfect dress for every occasion.


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Promising review: “Fit’s perfectly. I was so excited to wear it that I couldn’t wait until October. 🙂 So I wore it to the second chapter of IT.

Get it from Amazon for $14.49+ ( eight styles, sizes S-XXL).

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Some reviews have been edited for length and clarity.

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