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A book of comics so you can explore your most gruesome and bizarre fears, and creep out all your friends.
A splurge-worthy Witches Moon subscription box filled with spells, herbs, crystals, and everything you need to have a *witchin’* good time.
A matte black lip reviewers swear by — it’s not greasy, and of course it shall go perfectly with your all-black wardrobe.
An “ok boomer” baby Yoda mug for anyone who needs an ally and a reminder that Boomer nonsense is not worth your valuable time and energy.
A pair of space curtains that might send you into your next existential crisis with just one look. Some people are comforted by how small we are in the universe and others are terrified — to each their own!
And a jar of black butter slime to have something to squeeze and squish as you sip black coffee and try not to slip too far into existential dread.
A T-shirt that’ll answer any and all questions strangers may want to throw your way when you’re not in the mood. Bye!
A “Hell Tomorrow” black corduroy jacket with features you’ll fawn over — like a leopard print collar, red inside lining, and embroidered Lucy artwork to let everyone know the darkness and power is within you.
A wicked cool Harry Potter patronus light that’ll remind you to think of your happiest memories in the face of soul-crushing fear and darkness. Or at the very least, serve as a unique night light.
A Beetlejuice pin ready to satisfy your need for ’90s grunge nostalgia.
A 3D skull pan for anyone who wants to bake the sickest cake of all time.
A dark tarot guide because we all know the dark cards are the best, and now you can fully understand what they mean!
An adorable evil planner for anyone who needs a little help staying on top of all their evil plans for the new decade.
A dad humor-inspired T-shirt Star Wars fans and dads of the dark side shall adore.
A charming mug featuring dead dinos to ensure your next cup of tea comes with a reminder of inevitable extinction.
A black choker that’ll scream “yes I am cute, but breathe near me the wrong way and I will haunt your nightmares. 😊” Enjoy!
A banner to hang up for your next break-up party, house show, apocalypse party, and other joyful events.
A set of sassy luggage tags to protect all your dark stuff from an even darker world.
And a skeleton dress you just may have to buy in every color, so that you have the perfect dress for every occasion.
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